Who Wants To Look Like Heidi Montag?

Keep that in mind as you view Heidi Montag’s new line, not-so-creatively titled “Heidiwood,” that she most certainly did not have a hand in creating. Also? The line looks like something on the sale racks at Forever 21.

Heidi, who’s all class, felt the need to bring up LC, saying, “Lauren’s line is not necessarily something I would wear. She’s trying a high-fashion thing, but it’s a little overpriced. Mine is fun and flirty for the everyday woman.” If by “everyday woman” she means “ty 14-year-old,” then she has a point.

She goes on to say that Lauren isn’t qualified to have her own line: “When we were in school, I was the designer, and she was in, like, product development.”

Ah, yes. You mean that one day you attended fashion school before dropping out? And let’s not forget what you told your college adviser about your goals:

Well, I want to do PR. That’s, like, my ultimate goal. I wanna be, like, the fun party PR girl in LA type of thing, so, um, that’s kinda what I want to do. Kinda more like the party scene.

Heidi sure has a lot of passions in her life: PR, music, fashion and Spencer. How does she do it all?

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