Paris Hilton and Benji Madden's rings aren't a hoax

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden's rings aren't a hoax
Paris Hilton confirmed to Ryan Seacrest today that the monogrammed rings worn by her and boyfriend Benji Madden are not an elaborate hoax for Ashton Kutcher's Pop Fiction. She also shut down rumors that their relationship is also a joke for Ashton. But, don't get me wrong, it's still a joke in the most literal sense of the word. Us Magazine reports:
"He's been my friend for a couple of years now, and we're really happy," gushed Hilton, who said Madden was by her side during the 8 a.m. telephone interview.
She said it was his idea to wear the matching ' BM' and 'PH' rings. "That was a very special present I got," Hilton said. "He's really sweet."
Wow, so Benji Madden is not only an idiot for sticking his midget wang in Paris' death crotch, but he thinks wearing a ring with your girlfriend's initial is cool. Legally, I think that's grounds to feed him to a shark. Someone get Jabberjaw on the line. We've got work to do. NOTE: You can scope out the audio here. The Superficial is not responsible for any cases of "crazy herp to the ears." Photos: Splash News
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