Whorey Dumpty sat on a wall. If only Whorey Dumpty could have a great fall. (Websters)
The best Britney has looked in the last thirteen months. (MollyGood)
Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton break up — again! (Celebrity Smack)
Alicia Silverstone drops out of a role on “How I Met Your Mother” because of Britney Spears’ deep-fried stink. (Pretty Boring)
Anne Hathaway has the eyebrows of Javier Bardem. (Use My Computer)
(The Blemish)
Eminem finally sees a doctor about his weight issue. Dr. Dre, that is! (Hollywood Headache)
Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr plays bikini twister. (The Bastardly)
Yeeeah!
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