Ben Affleck And Jennifer Garner Stump For Obama

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner hosted a fund raiser for Barack Obama here in Boston at Rumor last night. I don't know where my invite went. Maybe it's under the carpet or something. I don't have a dog that would have eaten it or anything. My friggin' neighbors probably took it! Maybe it's under my lamp from IKEA.

Are any stars getting behind Hilary? She's sorta starless. People are afraid of Oprah, that's why.

Ben called Obama a "genuine, real force" and joked that he wouldn 't be doing any sexy YouTube videos like the one he did with Jimmy Kimmel. Which I have a problem with because no queen I know would wear a blue vinyl top out in public. Even the fetishy gay in Kansas who have no clue would be like "uh, yeah, no." Straight guys have no idea about gay gays.

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Published 3/17/08 by


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