Who's Your Daddy?

According to Debra, the only thing up for discussion is "how fast Stern will produce the child for a DNA sample and how quickly he will allow that child to go to California with her real father."

Her real father? Hmmm-don't you think you're jumping the gun just a bit? After all, this is Anna Nicole we're talking about, and judging from the buffet of beef that claims to have done the horizontal mambo with 1992's Playboy Playmate of the Year, Anna attacked anything in a pair of Dickie's. Honestly, Dannielynn could have been fathered by the vegetable guy the local supermarket for all we know. We actually wonder if she used to club these guys over the head and drag them to her bedroom cave man style.