Meth Diet

Meth Diet(Hollywood Trend) Nutritional plan that consists of copious amount of crystal methamphetamine and gallons of Mountain Dew. Increases metabolism and dramatically reduces weight in mere days! Also, results in translucent skin, sunken eyes, and skeletal figure.

You know, doctors and health professionals are always saying that, if you’re in a relationship, the best way to lose weight is to do it with your significant other. And I think it’s great that, after nine years of marriage (which is 72 in Hollywood years) that these two are still doing stuff together. I commend Courtney Cox and David Arquette for going on the meth diet together! It’s cute, isn’t it? And I bet their house is spotless!

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