Jessica Alba cracks a smile, and probably a fart

The first thing I thought when I saw Jessica Alba was attending Baron Davis‘ birthday party was ‘What?! Greasy Bear! I don’t think his fumes are good for the baby’.

But then I realise, it’s ok, she’s at Baron’s party, not Brandon’s. I don’t know who Baron Davis is, but he’s not the Greasy Bear and his name sounds kinda cool so it’s ok.

The second thing I thought was ‘Oh My Lord! Alba’s cracking a smile. Is the world about to end? Because, if it is, there are some things I want to do first. Like date Edward Norton and eat pizza for a week straight. And drink Coke all the time, instead of water’.

But, maybe she’s just happy. It hasn’t happened for a while so the odds are definitely on her side.

I’m happy too because her are about to pop out of that ill-fitting frock. And I like me some errant, unintended, age popping out action.

Source: [Dlisted - Breaking! MiserAlba Smiles!]

Published 3/24/08 by

Allie Is Wired

DISCLAIMER: This posting was submitted by a user of the site not from The Insider editorial staff. All users have acknowledged and agreed that the submission of their story and its contents is in compliance with our Terms of Use.