Ryan Seacrest to Become an Iconic American Brand

Tumbling into the chasms left behind by Paris Hilton’s footprints, Ryan Seacrest is the newest “professional personality” with ambitions to dominate the world with his brand. Even though the name “Seacrest” sounds like a “waterfront retirement village”, the brand name still manages to be paid an estimated $12.5 million to host Idol, was given a three-year $21 million deal with E! Network to cover red carpet events, has been included in People Magazine’s “100 Most Beautiful Frogs People”, and was declared the new King of All Media by Details magazine. Whew!

You know there’s trouble brewing when “professional personalities” announce the inevitable launch of a fashion line…and yep, Seacrest has already checked that one off his list. I suppose we’ll soon be treated to Ryan Seacrest fragrances, Ryan Seacrest vodka, Ryan Seacrest home accessories, Ryan Seacrest cosmetics for men, and yes, a Seacrest Waterfront Retirement Village empire.

Seacrest aims to be the next Dick Clark, Larry King and Merv Griffin for our generation - do you think he’ll pull it off?

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Published 3/24/08 by

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