Heidi Montag's New "Single" That Claims To Be "Music"

Wait -- is it 1988 and not 2008? I ask only because if one were using Heidi Montag's latest musical abomination, "No More," as a means by which to gage one's location on the space-time continuum, I'm thinking the 80s might be a fine guess. And I say that cruelly, mockingly, and with visible disdain and eye-rolling. LOTS AND LOTS OF EYE-ROLLING.

People -- who got their hands on a copy of the "song" and have it available for your listening displeasure -- report on this fresh hell:

The song (listen to it below) is available digitally March 25 — the day after The Hills returns to television. In the airy pop song, Montag, with a little bit of vocoder assistance, sings about a broken relationship (possibly alluding to trouble with her fiancé, manager and music video director Spencer Pratt), intoning, “I bet you wish you had my love again/ I bet you wish you never made that decision” over a drizzly keyboard line.

Go here to behold with your own ears THE HORROR.

Seriously, if you ever meet anyone who actually spent hard-earned greenbacks to purchase one of her songs, will you please do me a great favor and PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE? Thanks.

Source: Heidi Montag's New "Single" That Claims To Be "Music"

Published 3/25/08 by

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