YO SPENCER! You’ve got problems. Hills Spencer Pratt is here to solve them

What was Radar Online thinking giving America’s number 1 tool, Spencer Pratt, his own advice column? Probably that millions of us would flock to their site to see what dumb he would say. You too can learn to be an with Pratt’s new advice column Yo Spencer!. Pratt tackles his first problem getting drunk and peeing the bed:

“YO SPENCER! I just started dating this guy who I really like. The other night, we went out and got hammered. I ended up passing out in his bed. When I woke up, I discovered that I had wet the bed. I was so embarrassed that I left while he was still asleep. If I call him, do I have to apologize or can I pretend it never happened? Or do I have to wait for him to call me?”

Spencer’s advice: Wow! This is a situation you do not want to find yourself in. I personally would never want to be with a girl who gets so wasted that she’s pissing in bed. It’s time to sign up for AA, my dear, because drunks are not sexy. Regardless, if the guy’s really, really, really cool, he might understand. But I wouldn’t count on it. Best bet is to be honest and tell him that was the drunkest you’ve ever been and that it was a huge mistake and it’ll never happen again. And make sure you buy him new sheets.

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Published 3/26/08 by

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