Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt almost complete their collection

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt almost complete their collection
Officials have confirmed that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are adopting a 4-year-old son from Vietnam. The typical adoption procedure takes no more than four months, but Angelina is allegedly hoping to speed things up by promising to give $2 million to the Tam Binh orphanage on the day she receives the child. For $2 million they can just adopt me. I don't cry or wet beds or anything. Plus I've got a college degree and can drive a car. I can also dunk a basketball. Let's see some stupid 4-year-old do that.
Published 3/7/07 by


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