Paris Hilton And Benji Madden's Relationship Remnants Unite

Well, lookee here! Everything works out in the end! Here's model Sophie Monk with....pizza delivery guy Alex Vaggo. For those of you just tuning in, Sophie used to go out with Benji Madden of Good Charlotte. In fact, they were engaged briefly. And Paris Hilton ensnared this poor bastard for five seconds and then spit him out of her vagina like a wad of used chewing gum. Paris and Benji Madden are now a couple, complete with cheesy rings depicting the other's initials. And now these two dumpees have gotten together!

Well, they definitely have something to talk about. This is probably a ploy on her part to keep her name in the papers, but this guy probably just wants someone to talk to. He probably misses Sweden and they won't let him back in the country because he put his penis in Paris' disease nest. Sophie's blond and probably reminds him of the girls back home.

Whatever. They should both report immediately to the Center for Disease Control.


Photos: WENN

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Published 3/26/08 by


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