Ali Lohan Undergoes Plastic Surgery

Lindsay Lohan’s kid sister Ali really wants to be like her big sis. Although she’s only fourteen years old, Ali’s already gone under the knife, possibly on more than one occasion. Compare the above picture of her at the age of twelve and the picture of her taken two weeks ago. Sure, she’s still developing, but the way I remember it, hormones don’t make your lips bigger and your nose smaller. Nine MSN reports

Ali has made some big changes to her looks in an attempt to rival her older sister’s — her lips plumped with collagen, her freckles bleached away, and… contact lenses which change her brown eyes blue. There’s also been ongoing speculation that the teenager had a nose job last year.

If she wants to emulate Lindsay so badly, there are a lot less painful ways to do it. Replacing her toothbrush with a penis, for example. Switching from decaf to penis. Getting eight hours of penis a night. Instead of lip injections and a nose job, all Ali really needs is Fleet Week in New York and carton of Rough Riders.

One more before and after after the jump

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Published 3/27/08 by


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