Aww, damnit!

Aww, damnit!
This picture of Jessica Simpson getting out of a car would have been awesome had her hand not been in the way or had she been an amputee. Regardless, I’ll settle for that bruise on her inner thigh. How hard do you think you’d have to push her thighs down to leave discoloration like that? If Jessica will allow it, I believe I’m able to answer this pressing question.

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Published 3/27/08 by


The Blemish

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