Heidi Montag Seeks Look-alikes, Is Feminist Hero (asl*(%#LKDF(@#$#!)

Jezebel also reported yesterday that Montag petitioned the L.A. City Council to change the Hollywood sign to Heidiwood, and they replied, "Um, no. Seriously? Are you smoking crack?"

Anyway, interested applicants should practice overusing jazz hands and can submit their names here.

Dude, you know who would be perfect for this gig? Ann Coulter:

"I can has jazz hands!"

Anyway.

Fellow betch Angela sent me this article earlier, in which a NY Times reporter declares Heidi Montag to be a feminist hero. We would have plenty to say about such a statement if our heads hadn't already exploded. As it is, I am writing this from the great beyond and be careful not to slip on the tiny pieces of brain that Angela and I may have left on the floor. Before our heads went boom, Angela had this to say:

GOOD F*CKING GOD.  I quit feminism.  That's it.  Here is my burning bra; I am done.

To which I replied:

jesus f*cking christ

I have a post about her scheduled for this afternoon and I suppose I should work this in, but I fear my commentary can't go beyond "#$)(*%#&(*&(&%#(&*(@$#)()*%)*)("

Gloria Steinem, whose head has also exploded, Susan B. Anthony and Margaret Sanger will be joining us in feminist hell for shots and drugs at 5 p.m. Stop by if you can.

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