Lock up your kids. Sweatshop baroness Kathie Lee Gifford is returning to television after an eight-year sabbatical during which she whipped Pakistani children with dried lengths of rhinoceros hide from sun up to sun down. Her arm is now tired, so it’s back to the airwaves. Starting April 7, Gifford will be teaming up with Hoda Kotb to co-host the very unnecessary fourth hour of the Today show. But no need to watch, she assures everyone she’ll be boring: “… we’re not going to reinvent the wheel … ” Don’t tune in!
Published 3/31/08 by


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