You probably heard that Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama was on my turf last week. The Pennsylvania primary is the next big brawl for him and Hillary Clinton, so Obama was mingling with us common PA folk and partook in one of our favorite sports: bowling.
If Barack Obama and I were on, say, match.com I think we would be highly compatible. We're both Democrats, we both hate racism, we both focus a harsh eye on privilege, and we both SUCK at bowling.
Ouch.
Like I said, he should stick with Wii bowling because in that magical world, I can bowl like 175. If I had known that bowling was on his agenda, I would have invited him over when he was in town.
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