Watercooler Chatter

[Original post with Donald illo]

Donald Trump has a lot of respect for gold diggers, which explains why he marries them. [Gabby Babble]

Finally — a New Kids on the Block reunion! Tour sponsor: Bengay. [L.A. Rag Mag]

Reese Witherspoon gives back, once again confirming she is better than I am. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]

A — gasp! — size 16 contestant in the Miss England competition. Sources say that’s why she’s the only one smiling — because she’s not going to bed hungry every night. [Fatback]

Because laughing at Paris Hilton never gets old: Pictures of the heiress falling on her face. [popbytes]

More fun with falling: Models taking a tumble. [Seriously? OMG!]

Audrina Patridge looks ready to take her fame to the next level — in Wrestlemania. [Celebrity Dirt]

Twelve-year-old stripper uncovered. In response, James Woods said, “Where? Where?!” [POTP]

Jessica Simpson hospitalized for “minor kidney infection,” giving Papa Joe yet another excuse to play doctor. [TMZ]

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