Mariah Carey Brings The Hilarity

I run comme ci comme ça on this one. Most of the time her tracks annoy me, but Mariah Carey is a fascinating individual. Does she have any clothes that fit her? She's always wearing these sheaths that she has to have been literally shot from a giant slingshot into. And they might even sew them around her. She's larger than life, and a little girl in a big-tittied girl's body.

Kitchen Nightmares evil chef Gordon Ramsay was all in a tizzy at his restaurant in London because Mariah arrived. He runs Claridge's at the Mayfair hotel and Mariah caused a stir when she rolled up on her winged horse to stay at 2:30 AM.

Mariah is in London to sign copies of "Touch My Body", the first single from her album E=MC2. She's big into science. She reportedly ended an on-air interview with a London DJ recently when he estimated that she had sold over 80 million records. "I don't know if that is accurate," she said and hung up on his ass. Someone had her charm bracelet in a tangle!


Photos: WENN

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