ANTONELLA IS SAFE ON IDOL

I don’t watch American Idol for the same reason I don’t take long lavender baths or have a cat named Colonel Socks, but obviously the big story this year has been Antonella Barba and the scandalous pictures of her that have hit the internet. Many have called for producers to dismiss her from the show and jealous fat people have rallied to vote her off but according to DialIdol, she will be safe for another week.

DialIdol, in case you don’t know, is a website that, “measures the busy signal to determine which Idols are getting the most votes … DialIdol assumes that because one Idols phone line is busier than another's that they are getting more votes. As a result we predict who will be voted off every week.” All told, they had an 87 percent success rate predicting the votes last year. This week, they say Stephanie Edwards, Haley Scarnato and Sabrina Sloan are the three girls who received the fewest amounts of votes. Antonella came in fourth. On the men’s side, Phil Stacey, Sundance Head and Jared Cotter received the fewest amount of votes, but the numbers are very close and none of the men are considered truly safe to advance. Also not considered safe: my sexy abs. Sorry ladies, I’m taken!

Published 3/8/07 by

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