Madonna Promoting Album By Discussing Guy Ritchie's Sexual Prowess And Hating Fat People

The Hard Candy promotional train is barreling down the tracks! You're going to be seeing a lot of Madonna in the next couple of months. She might even be on your doorstep showing off yoga poses one morning if you're not careful. Buy her album or die!

Madonna spoke to Elle magazine about a variety of topics. The song "Incredible" on the new disc contains the line "sex with you is incredible" (that's some Proust right there) and Madonna acknowledges it's about her husband, director Guy Ritchie. You might know him better as "the befuddled looking bastard who has to hold Madonna's bag."

"Sex with Guy is incredible ... And surprise, surprise, it's his favorite song on the album. Actually, maybe it's not his favorite song, but it's definitely his favorite line," she says. You know their marriage has been chilly for some time now but use every charming anecdote you can when selling an album. It's almost like she's running for office!

Madonna also expressed some distaste for overweight people. When explaining that she will never rest (because's a droid), she brought up the topic of weight gain.

"I'm not going to be defined by my age. Why would any woman?," she asks. "I'm not going to slow down, get off this ride, stay home and get fat. No way!" Then, making a face, she adds, "I would never get fat."

Well, excuse us, fitness nazi! I've been to almost all of your tours in the past 20 years and there were big people there! You hate America!

Check out the video from Madonna's Elle photo shoot after the jump.

Published 4/2/08 by


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