“Rush Limbaugh is an even bigger moron than thought” links

- Rush Limbaugh says women love Hillary because they’ve “Had Two Or Three Abortions” [Jezebel]
- Mariah Carey scored her 18th number 1 on the Billboard Hot 100 this week with “Touch My Body” - surpassing Elvis Presley. All that’s left is The Beatles who have 20 number 1’s. It’s a scary world we live in, when Mariah Carey could beat the Beatles. [Dlisted]
- Diddy a Commitment Phobe? What?? He admitted, “I don’t know how marriage works.” [Bossip]
- Pajiba asks, “What would be your personal nightmare film project?” [Pajiba]
- Two men were seen stealing trash bags from the front of Amy Winehouse’s London home last night [Celebslam]
- Heidi Montag lets us know that she’s voting for McCain because “I’m a Republican and McCain has a lot of experience.” Normally I’d criticize, but I’m just proud she knows who McCain is [Derek Hail]
- Apparently being a Gisele Bundchen ass rubber is an actual job. It doesn’t come with health care or a 401(k) but the beneifits are still pretty obvious [The Bastardly]
- Robin Williams has found himself a new woman. And she’s literally new, as she’s 27 and he’s 56 [Crazy Days and Nights]
- Avril Lavigne is so unimpressed with the current crop of celebrity magazines, she wants to create her own [In Case You Didn’t Know]
Mary Carey’s boobs have a higher IQ than her head (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
- Victoria’s Secret cover model Marisa Miller unveils Victoria’s Secret swim 2008 collection in New York City [Hollywood Rag]
- “Lindsay Lohan took a nose-picking constitutional around Beverly Hills with DJ Samantha Ronson yesterday.” Definitely my favorite sentence of the day. [Yeeeah!]
- Knicks Broadcast Turns Briefly Watchable When Announcer Sings “Dancing Queen” On Air [Best Week Ever]
- Sales of Botox raked in $1.21 billion last year. And Nicole Kidman’s forehead was only responsible for 1/2 a billion of that, at most [Agent Bedhead]
- Christina Ricci wants Jessica Biel’s ass [The Blemish]
- Unfortunately for George Clooney, New Yorker’s have long memories and like to use movie posters to speak their minds. Which is true, because there’s a 100% chance that a ripped Leatherheads poster was borrowed from a subway station and now resides on the wall in my living room. Because we are classy like that at che JayBird [CityRag]
- Robin Williams has found himself a new woman. And she’s literally new, as she’s 27 and he’s 56 [Crazy Days and Nights]
- Is Sex and the City Really a Bad Influence? Some of the old fans have turned against the ideals of SATC [Popsugar]
- The Spice Girls are just like us: Emma Bunton Shops At Target [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- Roger Ebert announced on his blog that he is back to review movies for the Chicago Sun Times. He’s cancer free, but unfortunately has completely lost the ability to speak [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Eva Longoria feeds the paparazzi. You know what they say: if you feed a pest, they’ll never leave [I’m Not Obsessed]
- Madonna has already made millions off her upcoming album “Hard Candy” by selling tracks for commercials and advertising [WWTDD]
- Definitely the most unflattering photo I’ve seen of Rose McGowan - or any celebrity really - looking like she’s teaching her dog how to pee [Websters is my Bitch]
- Photos of Matt Damon shooting Green Zone in London [Lainey Gossip]
- Renee Zellweger at a recent premiere, showing off her exceedingly bony back and legs [The Skinny Website]
- Miracle Jesus spoon update. No joke, it’s on eBay and it’s real [Circus Hour]
- Jodie Foster has some borderline OCD cleaning habits [Mollygood]
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