Heather Mills Comes Back As Paul McCartney’s Dark Lady

“ALL YOU NED IS RUG,” says the Sun on its front page, words hung above a picture of Nancy Shevell, Paul McCartney’s latest younger lover.

But what’s this? Inside the paper the wigged wonder is not Shevell but Lady Heather.

The Sun says Lady Heather “fled” New York City as Paul “arrived with his new raven-haired girlfriend”. The paper positions a shot of Shevell alongside that of her newly darkened Lady Heather.

The resemblance is indeed uncanny. But why does the Sun do it? To show the world how Paul fancies a certain type of younger woman? Or is there something darker afoot?

Lady Heather has “fled”. And Paul is with Ms Shevall. Or is he? Turn up the candlelight, Paul. Grab a fork and drive it hard into your companion’s limb. No, not that one, Paul the other one. Is it really Nancy?

Or is Paul reunited with her ladyship?

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