Don’t Blame Bobby Brown

He says that Whitney only married him to quiet all the gay rumors about her. The NY Post article doesn’t mention whether Bobby has any personal knowledge of whether Whitney preferred women so I am guessing that he must have signed one hell of a confidentiality agreement when it came to matters of whether Whitney loves the vayjay.

Bobby says women throw themselves at him all the time, and that sometimes he couldn’t control himself. Were they watching the same television show I was watching? On Being Bobby Brown, Bobby was not too attractive. He is willing to wipe your butt for you so maybe that is why the ladies find him so lovable. Not many guys are going to do that for you. Hell, we have a hard enough time remembering to wipe our own butts.

Other than that, it appears he has no way of making a living anymore as a singer because he sucks. He has about 20 kids who he can’t afford and so spends a great deal of time in jail for it. He has a bit of a temper problem, and he enjoys hard drugs and drink. Just the kind of guy to bring him to the parents. Now that would be a great show. Bring Bobby home to different parents each week so their daughter can give them a heart attack by saying she is in love and getting married. Bobby and the girl can retreat into her room several times a day and jump up and down on the bed while she screams out, “you are so much better than Daddy.” It’s gold I tell you and right up VH-1’s alley. There are no whores involved so E! wouldn’t be interested.