Ummm. Do You Smell That?

Do you smell it? Smells like manipulation to me. Lots and lots of photos of Tom and Suri Cruise out at the playground. Problem is they were all taken last Tuesday. Today is Thursday. So unless they were taken by some guy on a family vacation who still hasn’t mastered the digital age and used film, these photos are a setup. I have no doubts they are a highly paid setup, as the words that Bauer Griffin uses to describe them is nothing short of Kneepaddish which is often the case when someone says there are more where they came from if you give us a crapload of money right now and say nice things.

I don’t know if Suri is talking right now but you know she must have been asking why she was the only kid at the playground who was wearing a dress, and why dad was always posing with her so his bright shiny wedding ring was being displayed. I love how they make all the photos look like they were taken from some pap photographer who no one saw, yet all the photos are posed. It is a nice touch. Hell, I wouldn’t even put it past them to have built this playground in the back of Tom’s house just so it looks like he is taking Suri places.

Does anyone find it odd that even though Katie has not done any work in six months that she couldn’t find the time to head out on this family excursion? We have had separate Katie photos and separate Tom photos. No photos together since the double dates.

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