Birthday Wish

Birthday Wish: (Noun) An invocation or recitation of a hope or desire a person makes on their special day.

So what does a billionaire octogenarian with three blonde, twenty-something live in girlfriends wish for on his birthday? If I had to wager a guess, I'd say a nice bowl of creamed corn and maybe getting to watch "The Price is Right." Because, I'm not entirely sure he's not being held against his own will at this point.
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