Dina Lohan Is...Well, Still Being Dina Lohan

"It's scary because I did it with Lindsay and got her to the level of success that she is at and with the tabloids ... so with Ali now it's scary ... they are already making things up about her."

So. She's basically admitting that she turned Lindsay's life into a three-ring circus at Studio 54 (success! mission accomplished!), but now after sexing up her 14-year-old and getting her a reality show, she's shocked -- SHOCKED!! -- that the tabloids are making up stories in order to create a new and better LohanWreck 2.0. And she thought they were friends!

Ali, on the other hand, remains completely unaware that her mother is completely toxic and seems pretty isolated from everyone else. And I know I don't know Dina and we shouldn't judge celebrities and stuff but...I feel safe making an exception here. Toxic. Ali has already said that when she sees what Lindsay has, she "wants it all so bad." So of course Dina can use the universal excuse of stage parents that she's only pushing Ali into the spotlight because it's "what SHE wants."

You know what I wanted at 14? A pony, some boobs and a really, really short miniskirt. And I didn't get any of them. My mom said so.

Ali Lohan said her classmates' attitudes toward her sister contributed to her decision to be home-schooled.

"They would say stuff (about) my sister ... they start singing this song or something, just stupid stuff like that. It's just a few girls, they got suspended at school because they did a video on YouTube about me," Ali Lohan said. "I was really shocked because I thought those girls were my friends, but obviously you can't trust anybody except your family."

(By the way, does anybody know what Ali actually...does? Every article about this girl makes vague references to Dina managing her "show business" career, but...does she sing? Act? Juggle?)

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