Keira Knightley does Hawaii

Despite Keira Knightley’s apparent lack of boobs, she’s still hot. And regardless of the fact that she’s so skinny her bikini has a hard time staying on and her choice in moo moo’s / nightgowns are questionable, I’m sure everyone would agree with me. I bet you could throw her around the bedroom with ease. You’d only need one hand and you can use the other one for important stuff like grabbing a turkey avocado bacon deli sandwich. Sex with Keira Knightley while eating a deli sandwich. That would be heaven.

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