Pam Anderson is not Denise Richards, won’t let kids appear in reality show

Pam Anderson wants you to know that she is not Denise Richards. Sure, she is dim and plastic, a ty actress, can’t function without a camera pointed at her, and she’s going to have her own reality show like Denise, but that’s where she draws the line. Pam Anderson is moving forward with her E! reality show, scheduled to air this summer and she wants everyone to know that the show will not feature Anderson’s two sons with former husband, Tommy Lee.

Unlike some of E!’s other shows, including Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Snoop Dogg’s Fatherhood and the upcoming Living Lohan, Pamela will not feature Anderson’s children in the show, according to the network.

The series will be shot in a highly stylized documentary style, according to the producers of the series at World of Wonder Productions.

“Pamela will be an artistically rich and visually stunning series,” said Randy Barbato, managing director of World of Wonder Productions, in a statement. “The series will offer an unprecedented look inside the life of one of today’s most iconic superstars in the style of a uniquely shot documentary film.”

[From Broadcasting & Cable]

These E! executives must think we are morons. “Artistically rich and visually stunning?” I think they mean “vapid and ridiculous, with lots of closeups of Pam’s T&A.” That sounds about right. I can see it now: Pam washes her car. In a bikini. Pam goes shopping. In a bikini. Pam files her taxes. In a bikini. Riveting television, I tell you!

As for the decision not to showcase the children, it’s probably a good idea, considering that she spends more time skanking around Las Vegas, getting married and divorced on a whim and trading sexual favors for card game losses than, you know, actual parenting. Besides, with parents like Pam and Tommy, these kids have enough to deal with.

Note by Celebitchy Anderson gave Hugh Heffner a naked lap dance for his 82nd birthday. She came out of a bedroom in his Vegas suite wearing nothing but heels and proceeded to dance for him. The owner of The Palms Fantasy Towers confirmed the story, saying “[Hugh] was stunned and had the biggest smile I’ve ever seen.”

Anderson is shown on a German TV show with magician Hans Klok on 3/15/08. Denise Richards is shown performing with the Pussycat Doll in June, 2006.

Published 4/9/08 by


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