Pamela Anderson To Star In Reality Show, Is Boning Criss Angel

NEWSFLASH: Pamela Anderson, in a move NO ONE SAW COMING (snort), has picked yet another winner, folks. Yes indeed, it appears she's all up in none other than Criss Angel's junk now, and doubtless heading rapidly for marriage-divorce number fifty gatrillion. Evidently the two were seen this past weekend at an Elton John concert (wait -- AN ELTON JOHN CONCERT?!? [mind boggles]), engaging in some magically NOT delicious PDA:

An onlooker said: "They were dancing along to the music, and at a few different points during the evening they looked very cozy - hugging and kissing."

Like, eww. I'd like to have that image MAGICALLY erased from my mind, please. Criss?

And as if this horrid coupling news weren't bad enough, it seems that Anderson is working on a reality show for E!, about which the totally unbiased E! News gushed:

"Pamela will be an artistically rich and visually stunning series," executive producer Randy Barbato said in a statement. "The series will offer an unprecedented look inside the life of one of today's most iconic superstars in the style of a uniquely shot documentary film."

While the series, as announced, promises to let viewers meet "the real woman behind the famous breasts," it will draw a big line, and will not feature her and ex-husband Tommy Lee's two children.

Certainly, Anderson's own life is nothing if not rife with material.

You know what the sad thing is? As much as I find her visually repulsive and otherwise mildly terrifying, I'm totally watching that . C'mon, you know it'll be trainwrecktastic. I'm thinking we're in for something akin to  "Hey Paula" meets "Bad Girls Club", am I right?

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