Tina Fey: RED HOT

And smart. And funny. And, you know, cool. I totally want to be her when I grow up. Especially when she says stuff like this:

On not introducing herself to M. Night Shyamalan: ''I thought it'd be racist to go up to the wrong Indian guy and ask if he was M. Night Shyamalan."

On how much junk food she eats: ''I was playing a game with the camera guys: Guess What's Inside Me. 'Yes, there is Cheez Whiz inside me. Toll House cookies? Yes. Salami? Yes.''

On only having four moves as an actress: ''Eye-rolling; the ability to eat food on camera in real time; I think I'm a decent straight man. Do I have a fourth move? Um, unpleasant dancing.''

TINA! TINA! I EAT CHEEZ WHIZ WITH COOKIES! I CAN EYE-ROLL! I DANCE UNPLEASANTLY! BE MY FRIEND!

(Whoops. Did I just write that out loud?)

(Am not stalker, for really. Although maybe I would follow her for a block or two if I saw her on the street. And squeal. A lot. But THAT'S IT.)

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