Striped Nicky

Striped Nicky
A Hilton in stripes. We might as well get used to that look, cause we're going to be seeing a lot of it once Paris finally gets put in jail. Ah - just wishful thinking on my part. Paris is never going to go to jail. Somehow, some way, she will always wriggle out of trouble. She's like a fish you reel in but can't get a grip on. Eh - why am I making fishing analogies? I haven't had a rod in my hand since that sixth-grade Halloween party with the big bucket full of prizes. Rod in my hand - well, I walked into that one didn't I? Damn you Nicky Hilton. Look what you made me go and do. You ugly-ass c**t.
Published 3/9/07 by


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