SOHH Sports: We Major Wednesdays: Kobe vs. Chris Paul - The MVP Debate, ‘Melo Sorry, Isiah’s Last Day on The Job

What up, world!?

By now if it ain't clear that the MVP race is down to Kobe Bryant and Chris Paul, then yo ass hasn't been paying attention.

You can't make the argument for LeBron anymore, especially since dude couldn't even lead Cleveland to a top 3 seed in the weak ass East. SMH. SOHH, like I said it's down to Kobe and CP3. Here's how these cats stack up:

Kobe vs. Chris Paul - OFFENSE
Chris Paul got an underrated offensive game because he's a protypical point guard that thinks pass first, score second. Still, he gets his, averaging 21.1 points per game. Chris Paul's offensive game is nice, but Kobe's a killa, finishing the season averaging 28.3. SOHH cold and vicious. That's that Black Mamba!
ADVANTAGE: KOBE




KB24 vs. CP3 - DEFENSE
CP leads the league in steals, with just over two pick-pockets, highway robberies or jack moves per game. Kobe is good for at least one steal per, maybe two. SOHH that's pretty even right there. I do think Kobe is a better position defender, while CP plays the passing lanes better.
TIE
Kobe vs. Chris Paul - WHO MEANS MORE TO THEIR TEAM!?
When comparing MVP candidates, I think the most simple question to ask, is also the most important: Who means/does more to/for their team? Wow, this is the hardest to answer between Kobe and CP. On one hand, Kobe is FINALLY making his teammates better. Nah, scratch that ... he's demanding their best and is getting it, like a certain No. 23, tongue-hanging cat used to do. Even with Pau Gasol, I don't think the Lakers would even make the cut out West, if they didn't have KB24 leading the way.

On the other hand, you got CP, who's responsible for 49% of the Hornets offense, whether it comes by his points or assists. That sh*t's incredible, dog! 49 percent! Translation: His team would be paralyzed without him. And dude leads the league in assists with over 11 dimes per game. It's hard to bet against Kobe here, but I got to give the nod in this category to CP. ADVANTAGE: CP3

SOHH there, I wound up with a tie....SOHH WHO SHOULD WIN THE MVP!? I STILL SAY KOBE!
I think you got to give it to dude. He has a killer instinct that nobody in the L has. I know you judge the MVP on the regular season, but let's see CP lead his squad in the playoffs. Until then, you gotta give the MVP to Kobe. It's his year, not Paul's. What do y'all think!?

Moving on, 'Melo apologized for being drunk as a skunk and pulled over for a DUI.


Should the Nuggets suspend dude!?

Finally, the end is near for Isiah Thomas. As Marv Albert would say, "YEHHHSSS!" Isiah, pack your sh*t and get the f**k out of town. Take Stephon with you. Thomas gone after the Knicks' season finale tonight, Stephon and Curry bought out, Zach Randolph traded and the Knicks draft Derrick Rose to be its LEADING point guard for the next 10 years. WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF!

Leave your best wishes for Isiah here. I'm going to print them out and mail them to the Knicks.

Your Boy,

SOHH Ballsy

Published 4/16/08 by

nikkid 255 nikkid

DISCLAIMER: This posting was submitted by a user of the site not from The Insider editorial staff. All users have acknowledged and agreed that the submission of their story and its contents is in compliance with our Terms of Use.