From The TMI Files: Keith Richards Snorted Dad's Ashes

From The TMI Files: Keith Richards Snorted Dad's Ashes
Yeah, this I didn't need to know. I mean, I know that Keith Richards has bad-assery down to a finely honed art, but snorting your dead father's remains? That's not bad-ass. That's just gross.

His description of how and why it happened doesn't help matters:

“I opened my dad's ashes and some of them blew out over the table, just because of the suction of the lid, you know what I mean? I looked at my dad's ashes down there and — what am I gonna do? Do I desecrate them with a dustbin and broom? So I wet me (sic) finger and I shoved a little bit of Dad up me (sic) hooter."

I dunno. Is the greater desecration really tidying up the ashes with the sweep of a broom, or is it shoving 'em up your hooter with a wet finger? There's a strong argument to be made that doing anything with remains that involves wet fingers and hooters - that even mentioning the remains of the deceased in the same sentence as 'wet finger,'  'shoved' and 'hooter' - is really disturbingly desecratory. And gross. Did I say gross?

*shudder*

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Published 4/16/08 by

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