Simpson Peddles Pics of Nonexistent Baby

Beautiful shotgun bride Ashlee Simpson may be a pop star, but she ain’t no JLo. While it’s being said that Jennifer Lopez commanded $6 million from People magazine in exchange for exclusive rights to the first pictures of her new twins, Simpson is finding it impossible to fetch even $100,000 for photo access to the baby brewing in her belly: “One magazine editor said the pictures would fetch ‘$60,000 maybe - but definitely not a million.’”

But wait, what baby? Simpson and Wentz said they’re not having a baby. Are they lying? Are the magazine editors lying? Is everyone lying? Wow, these people.

Published 4/17/08 by


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