So She’s Not a Lesbian?

So She’s Not a Lesbian?
For the past few years, I’ve been operating with the assumption that Alicia Keys is a total lesbian. I mean, she does have chest hair, after all. Ok, so apparently I was wrong, because Alicia is reportedly marrying some dude.

“Alicia is planning on marrying her music producer beau Kerry ‘Krucial’ Brothers in NYC this summer. Star magazine is reporting that the couple is planning on tying the knot at the Oheka Castle on Long Island on July 4, 2008.”

I hope she gets her chest waxed before the ceremony.

Published 4/17/08 by

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