Odds'n'Ends

We haven't heard from Heather Mills in about 15 minutes, well not since she showed up at the Miss America Pagent with lopsided tits, got booed, and was told to behave herself by Donny Osmond of all people (Reality TV is providing us with such a rich vista). Well you 'll be interested (maybe not) to know that Heather has a new crusty old billionaire all lined up. It seems that Heather had a special tete-a-tete with pageant organizer Donald Trump. It seems that fair Heather was very upset about some of the details of her contract. Seems that heather's nose was out of joint because she expects to get repaid if the footage is re sold. The idea being that if the show is a hit, then it's obviously because of her. A source told the New York Post newspaper: "She flat out refused to sign her contract because she wants to get paid if they re-sell the footage. Her ego is enormous, and it's getting bigger by the minute. She believed that if the show got high ratings, it would be because of her. She treated this like she was starring in a big-budget movie."

Well Heather wasn't above using her feminine wiles, such as they are, to try and soften Donald up. Trump has a well known weakness for attractive young women (and bad comb overs), but he wasn't buying it. "Heather took Donald to dinner at Koi the night before the pageant. She was flirting with him, and she was really working it. She was unprofessional, but he said, 'Let her do it anyway.' " It appears that Heather isn't finished making a spectacle of herself. Maybe she could hit on David Hasselhoff next. He seems like her type - 60ish, rich, and impaired judgment. The subsequent Reality TV series alone might make it worth their while!

Supposedly pregnant and allegedly 'genetic male' Nicole Kidman (It's rumored that Nic suffers from an abnormality called AIS - sometimes called 'the Supermodel Disease') is still insisting that she's pregnant. In fact Nic claims that she's getting morning sickness. She told US TV show Access Hollywood: "I've had severe morning sickness but apart from that I'm good actually, really good." The morning sickness hasn't slowed down her grueling work out routine any. In fact Kidman maintains a regime that would put Madonna to shame, including a 2 or 3 hour daily run in the mountains, not to mention rowing, and 'high impact spinning classes'!

Mercurygirl Jill Wagner will be signing autographs from 1 to 5 p.m. Saturday at the Pittsburgh International Auto Show at the David Lawrence Convention Center. So if you've got some free time this weekend, and you're in the area, then you've got to put Mercurygirl on your list!

Is Mary Kate Olson's dress too big, or is she shrinking??

Don't look to long at that (not that you wouold). I think she's giving mal occhio - the evil eye.

Perhaps Rick Moranis and his wacky home inventions ahve something to do with this.

Random Wondertrash eye candy:

Just a couple of foxes!

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