Candidates to Verbally Piledrive Each Other on 'Monday Night Raw'

Candidates to Verbally Piledrive Each Other on 'Monday Night Raw'
Because we’ve all gone mad and everything is now absurd, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama and John McCain will each appear on WWE program Monday Night Raw tonight, the eve of the important Pennsylvania primary. In prerecorded messages, the three wealthy candidates will attempt to convince fans of professional wrestling that they like Frito pie and bitter gun nuts.
Published 4/21/08 by


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