Lindsay Lohan Ready to Throw Down Over Sam Ronson

Answer: Ashley Olsen.  And what Lindsay actually said was, "Get your 15-year-old 'Full House' ass away from my girlfriend," which I think is kind of awesome, if I'm being honest (and I am, because would I lie to you beautiful betches?  I would not).  "Full House ass," even.  Ha!

According to the New York Post's "spy," Ashley apparently said hello to DJ Sam while she was spinning records at the Beatrice Inn on Friday night.  This, coupled with Sam's paying a little too little attention to Lindsay made her start slinging sitcom-related insults around.  The NYP also says that Lindsay has created a Facebook profile with the name "Lindsay Ronson," but they didn't indicate whether their "spy" had hipped them to that, or what.

Lindsay, I don't want to say you should keep falling off the wagon some more, but you need to find something to help you chill the f*ck out.  People pay attention to famous DJs when they spin at clubs.  Also, people say hello to each other.  If you can't hack it when it's your girlfriend, STAY HOME.  (However, if you're going to keep freaking out like this, please remember that calling people Full House Asses will always get you at least a couple of giggles from one pop culture blogger.)

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