Payless Model Ex-Boyfriend Offers Britney A Prayer

Baldy Spears fans remember Isaac Cohen. You know, the one-time Payless Shoe Source model/aspiring actor (translation: broke, starving-be-famous, pretty boy) who was wined and dined on Britney's dime, with seventeen thousand dollar excursions to Sin City, only to dump her via landline.

Apparently, Isaac just got the memo that Britney is now bald and living in rehab. He's shocked, but supportive. And he wants the slipping singer to know something: "You and your family are in my prayers."

Prayers? That's funny. Where was Isaac's intense spirituality and belief in the power of prayer when he sold the intimate details about his Chia Pet ex and their seedy sex life to British tabloid News of the World for weekend beer money?

Sure, it's a nice effort on Isaac's part but we're pretty sure Brit is still angry at the fact that he dished this dirt for cash:

Britney MADE him dizzy romping on a revolving bed all the while watching themselves in the mirrored ceiling.

The singer STRIPPED naked and beckoned him to join her for an al-fresco romp in a moonlit Jacuzzi.

She LOVED all night sex in her marital bed as her wedding dress hung framed on the wall outside.

Brit CRUMBLED when the sex stopped, as she struggled to cope with a bitter divorce and the fear her children could be taken away.
Published 3/12/07 by

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