“I don’t enjoy dating in the public eye. I don’t even really enjoy dating.”
Truer words were never spoken, Mandy Moore. But perhaps that is because you insist on dating guys who are way beneath you. Just a thought.
Does anyone care that DJ AM (that quasi-starlet hopping mega star hopeful whose actual name is Adam Goldstein) and Mandy Moore (of bubble gum pop and movie fame) have announced their split? We thought not.
Perhaps that cricket noise is pure coincidence since most people reading this are just sitting back and smiling quietly. In their minds, they are furiously trying to fashion the ending to the obvious joke (how many months does it take Mandy Moore to realize she is not dating up to her potential?).
While no one seemed to think that this particular relationship would work out, the real point in this story should be a warning, going out to all 20-35 year old actresses.
This is an emergency. Please read closely for important details.
Adam Goldstein is single once more. While he likely will be staying away from Nicole Richie, since either her current beau and once respected musician Joel Madden or the California penal system will keep them apart, this is not good news for young Hollywood.
We are talking to you: Michelle Trachtenberg, Amanda Bynes, Scarlett Johanson – We might even, for the hell of it, warn Paris Hilton…
Do you think Demi Moore has had plastic surgery despite her claims otherwise?
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