"I [rented] a house and surprised Nicole with a weekend trip because she likes Coachella. She was like, 'I really want to go!' So I surprised her. We brought the baby," Madden told the press. He said that Nicole "hasn't been able to do a whole lot over the year," so he gifted her with a trip. Uh, everywhere I turn there's photos of her out and about, at parties and getting lunch. So does he mean she's been distracted by nanny-hiring? That can tire a bitch out.
Seriously, if she wasn't an heiress and he wasn't in a mildly successful rock band, they would be living in a one bedroom apartment fighting over why he's always going off with his friends to work on their hot rods and how she's always stuck with the baby.
Joel's brother Benji and his partner in gross Paris Hilton were also on the premises. When asked, Joel said that it would probably be he and Nicole getting married first because they're "the ones with the baby." Also, Benji isn't quite sure he wants to subject his penis to that for a lifetime just yet.
Photos: FlynetOnilne.com
12 more photos of Nicole Richie and Joel Madden enjoying themselves at a party in Palm Desert, CA are after the jump.
Photos: FlynetOnilne.com
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Have you seen the People magazine spread of Nicole Richie and Joel Madden's growing family?
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