Kelly Osbourne has man problems

Kelly Osbourne has man problems
This may come as a bit of a shock, but it’s really hard for Kelly Osbourne to find a guy. Osbourne currently lives in London and insists there’s a lack of real men in the city. She explains,

“British boys can be a bit wimpy and a bit girlie. I don’t want a guy who spends more time on his hair than I do.”

Of course British boys are wimpy. But if Kelly defines manliness as carrying her over the threshold to the bedroom, 99% of the population won’t be man enough. I feel sorry for the poor sap who marries her. Well, kind of. It’ll be his own fault for lining his pockets with waffles and maple syrup.

And if I lived in London, I might find this a little insulting.

“I always felt very foreign in L.A.,” she says. “I wasn’t happy. I’m not a size zero. I don’t want to be. I don’t have long blonde hair. In London, it’s all about individuality, and I feel at home.”
Published 3/13/07 by


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