Fashionistas Hissing That Sarah Jessica Parker's New Line Looks Like Two Anorexic Billionaire Twins Playing Dress-Up In The Attic At Grey Gardens

Fashionistas Hissing That Sarah Jessica Parker's New Line Looks Like Two Anorexic Billionaire Twins Playing Dress-Up In The Attic At Grey Gardens
I *heart* Sarah Jessica Parker. Everyone gives her the business because they claim she looks like a horse or a witch. But I think she's beautiful inside and out. Plus, Sex and the City was a hot show. Ok, my straight dude friends didn't love it. They would rather have their balls paddled than watch it. But we gays and our girlfriends did. It was basically about four fags with vaginas. Except tier. No, really. Anyway, people are squawking that her soon to be revealed clothing line looks like the Olsen twins have already worn it. She better run her ass back to the drawing board!

It's not that we plan on bumrushing Indochine today to get a look at Sarah Jessica Parker's super secret fashion line - or to sneak a peak at which second-tier editors are forced to attend the grand unveiling - but we took a particular interest in Mrs. Matthew Broderick's Bitton collection because of what it's being compared to.

Reports WWD:

Details on the collection, including price point, target audience, and manufacturer, remain tight-lipped, but many insiders are already comparing it to The Row, the fashion line developed by the Olsen twins


Second-tier? I thought Sarah was the fashion designer's big dream to dress because she's so....uh, well, she was on a show that had a lot of different clothes. And she would wear them. Some of them were a little retarded, though. There was one episode where she had a scarf tied around her damn head, like a headband, with one point sticking up and I thought to myself "jesus, she must get paid a lot to look that dumb. That Patricia Fields bitch is just f*cking with her, now."


(WENN)

Published 3/13/07 by


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