Why Do We Need To Search For Another Pussycat?

The Grammy Award nominated Pussycat Dolls are looking to add a seventh member to their sexy sect that spends more time dancing than actually performing numbers. What better way to snag a new chick than by launching a two month reality series starring the antics of recent parolee Lil Kim?

In the second episode the final nine girls, who all look like life-sized replicas of Bratz Doll, move into their new LA digs and Lil Kim makes her judicial debut. Yawn. But since we'll be stuck chatting about this latest reality poop well into the balmy days of May, take a look at who's left:

First up, there's 23 year old Anastacia, a Make-up Artist/Choreographer/Dancer/Lyricist-a true Cali girl hailing from the San Francisco Bay.

Then there's ethnic beauty, 18 year old Asia, a Knick City Dancer from the suburb of Mount Vernon.

Brittany's brunette, 20, and a nightclub singer-dancer, model, manger, from Virginia Beach. Brittany's been cut.

Baby-faced and long-haired Chelsea is a singer-dancer who supports herself as a waitress in a little town called Copper City.

Twenty-four year old Mariela is from Coconut Grove. And she's a dancer. Big whoop.

And remember back in middle school when the "in clique" always had several chicks with the same first name? Madison, Britney, Tiffany, Macy. Sort of like "The Ashleys" from that old Disney series "Recess." Well, this search wouldn't be the entourage of glorified strippers that it is without pinning two chicks with the same name in the same competition. Here we have Melissa R. and Melissa S.-how charming.

Short-haired Sisely is the certified old-head of the group. At 25 and surrounded by 18 and 20 year olds, Sis may as well be an artifact. Instead, she's a dancer instructor...and of course a singer, dancer, actress, model, and possibly professional birthday party clown for children.

And how annoying are Robin Antin and Pussycat Dolls co-choreographer Mikey Minden? They aren't nearly as enduring as "ANTM's" Mr. & Mrs. Jay. And poor Mark McGrath... we have one word for you: sell-out (we can only guess his contract with Candie's Shoes expired).

We're not sure why the Pussycats need another doll but if you had to pick one, who's the naughty feline?