Jessica Simpson should be apprehended for wearing this mess on the following charges:
- Failure to look in the mirror.
- Failure to find a real dress…that fits!
- Failure to style her hair.
- Wearing shoes that only strippers wear.
- Carrying her weekend getaway bad as a purse.
- Wearing man shades.
- Not wearing makeup.
I don’t really think she was expecting to get snapped. Face it Jessica, you cannot come out of the house looking like this again!
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