'Idol' Producer Covering For Paula Abdul, Claiming Simon Is Worse

'Idol' Producer Covering For Paula Abdul, Claiming Simon Is Worse
Paulagate VXI continues! American Idol producer Nigel Lythgoe says that Simon Cowell is WAY more daffy than Paula. That's totally impossible unless Simon has started chasing boilermakers with fistfuls of Nembutal and followed THAT with a couple of hits on a gigantic blunt. Because Paula's f*cked up!

"There's no one more ditzy than Simon!" he said Thursday at the BAFTA Comedy Awards in L.A. Did Paula perform? "Or more ass-y than Simon when he wants to be. Depends on the night."

Is he saying Simon has more curvaceous buttocks than Paula? I need to see this. His sweater moobs have already drawn me in, like a moth to a flame, burned by the fire.

Lythgoe says that Paula isn't going anywhere. Idol producers are still chalking up last week's Jason-Castro-didn't-sing-two-songs-so-why-are-you-judging-two-bitch? mess to a production change at the last minute.

Simon better not stand for being the scapegoat for Paula's drunkenness. He better speak up on Tuesday night. He should point to her and say "this slapper is pissed. I might be a complete prat, but there's no way in bloody hell I would ever come on live telly acting this barmy." Look, I can write British!


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