TittyTuesday Fling - Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala

Vogue Magazine held its Costume Institute gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art last night. The exhibit’s theme was Superheroes: Fashion and fantasy, no seriously. You can already tell this is going to be a nauseating segment of Titty Tuesday.

My favorite look of the night was Piper Perabo’s. She was going for a glam noveau look. Looking at her you know she wanted to desperately come off artsy and serious, and I don’t blame her. Her most serious role was in Coyote Ugly which came out eight years ago. Any movie that voluntary inflicts Tyra Banks on its audience is from the devil. But regardless of how desperate you are or what pits of hell you just returned from, you should never step out in public looking like the bastard love child of Johnny Depp and Beetlejuice, otherwise known as Sweeney Todd.

OH we noticed Hollywood! We noticed.

Speaking of taking notice, Garavani Valentino failed in using Claudia Schiffer’s immortal beauty as distraction from his over-baked over done turkey glow. Lindsay Lohan take note, that’s you in a year baby!

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Published 5/6/08 by

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