Amy Winehouse Is Going Bald

“It’s Amy enjoying the sun at the weekend,” her London rep tells People of the photos. She also smoked, drank and chatted with friends during her time in Oxfordshire, west of London.

A friend of Winehouse’s agrees, saying Winehouse was just taking advantage of the good weather in her own style.

“The sun makes people do crazy things,” a Winehouse pal said. “Walking around in your bra in your own garden when it’s hot out isn’t all that crazy. She doesn’t care about having her picture taken like that. She wouldn’t even think about that. It’s Amy being Amy, she doesn’t care what people think.”

In other Amy news, her husband, Blake Incarcerated, is allegedly plotting with his new girlfriend to divorce Amy and take all of her money. Oh noes.

The couple have been discussing running away together, with rat Blake telling his lover: “Just say the word and I’ll dump Amy. I love you more than I could ever love my wife. You’re all that matters to me.”

He said: “I’ll leave Amy and we will be rich beyond our wildest dreams. But you have to marry me. Promise me you will and we can be happy.”

A friend said: “Blake is convinced that Amy owes him big time.

“He is telling everyone that he’s got millions coming to him. She’s his meal ticket for life.”

Blake is still reeling from the news that his Rehab singer wife has been cheating on him with squeaky-clean Alex Haines.

During one heart-to-heart, he told his blonde: “If Amy has cheated on me don’t worry, we’ll be millionaires.”

The woman, whom he affectionately calls “Tickles” and “Pony,” in turn told “Blakey” she loves him and wants them to run off together.

Sorta, OT, I affectionately call Sarah Jessica Parker “Pony,” and I’ve told her multiple times we should steal Matthew Broderick’s money because he’s having an affair with Nathan Lane. I was like, “Don’t worry, Pony, we’ll be millionaires.”

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