Lindsay Goes After Paris’ Sloppy Seconds

So Lindsay’s turned over a new leaf, eh? She forgot all about her good-girl vows Saturday night when she bumped into the tattoomeister Travis Barker at Xenii. Lindsay always did love Paris Hilton’s leftovers. Travis and Lindsay burned up the dancefloor most of the night. (Funny, most musicians don’t dance. Even funnier - Lindsay’s “appendectomy” last week didn’t slow her down in the slightest!) When they weren’t dancing they were “smoking” and with every swig out of her naughty water bottle, Lindsay got a little giddier and noisier. The pair hung out until 5 AM and left separately. But an observer noted that when Lindsay made her exit, she looked “wasted.”

I don’t understand how this dude is constantly getting every hot broad in Hollywood. He looks like an unbathed, tattooed giraffe, yet all these broads are still all up on his jock. I don’t get the appeal.

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